Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with your laptop.
Start to read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it, stop in between.
Scroll Down to the bottom, check the deadline, if more than 12 hours left continue, else follow from step 21 !!
Walk down to the cafe and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend’s room. If your friend hasn’t started the assignment yet either, you can both walk to the nearby cafe and get some Maggi (as the best alternative for the mess food).
When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with your laptop.
Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
Then you check your mails for the fifth time in the day, to check that your mailbox doesn’t flood with spam, you read all of them and then send them to spam folder.
Spend some time on Facebook to help you relax, some on twitter, and some on orkut, post on all your profiles that you are doing assignment, set your status to busy and continue.
Listen to some of your favourite songs, see some clips from movies to help you relax, as you spent a lot of time on Facebook, As soon as it’s over you are going to start.
Get some movies and songs from other hostelries which you don’t have.
Even when your room doesn’t have enough space to let others sit, you choose to rearrange all the soft data in particular folders for songs and videos.
Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he has started doing the assignment. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.
Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with charger now connected to your laptop (If you are using a HP product make sure to connect charger in first step itself !! ).
Read over the assignment again, roll the words across your tongue, savour its special flavour.
Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile on TV. Or watch some videos on YouTube.
Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he want to give you a company watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
Decide to play for few min, to help you relax and concentrate after the gaming, Ask others to join you in gaming, play few multiplayer games, with a promise not to play more than half hour, which takes you 2 hours.
Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
Sleep, to real, as you did a lot of lan gaming.
Sit in a straight, comfortable position in a clean, well-lighted place with your laptop on your bed, Go out to washroom to fresh up.
Ask every hostelite if they have done the assignment.
If they have done, take it from them, make a copy, and go to sleep again.
If they haven’t done it, come back, sleep again, thinking that nobody has done the assignment, so you also should not do it, and then mail your professors to extend the deadline as the assignment is really – really tough.
Complain to everyone next day that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to do the assignment.